"i combined myself with some wine"
interview: how would you hit on a girl?
harry: what's the context? where are we?
interviewer: at a bar.
harry: where in the bar? are we in america?
interview: sure
harry: oh, well i can't go into bars in america so.
matt healy sings: heiy naah they cool it a spleef bcss i know that yoo weill
matt healy speaks: our geographical location isn't particularly inspiring to us
me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

steezleo:

Reasons to date me: We’d eat pizza and listen to good music together and we’d probably fuck 14 times a week.

being-fourteen:

HOLY SHIT AUGUSTUS

being-fourteen:

HOLY SHIT AUGUSTUS

snapslikethis:

if harry knew what his parents did under that cloak he wouldn’t have touched it with a six foot broomstick


mattirwinlondon: sexy potatoes heads @Harry_Styles

mattirwinlondon: sexy potatoes heads @Harry_Styles

301,528 plays

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

Happy 17th Birthday Maisie Williams! (04.15.1997)

amieleighluna:

sirsamueloflondon:

ohmygod look at how sassy his eyebrows are though

Neil Patrick Harris, damn skippy

Right on